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Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do
Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded
by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011
mugGet the Somerset, Californiamug.

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.
California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.
by Genteel September 15, 2016
mugGet the california klondikemug.

California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.
Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"
by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012
mugGet the California Sidewalkmug.

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?
by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012
mugGet the Alpine, Californiamug.

California Style

A male giving oral sex to another male wearing a backwards ball cap, a shirt, no pants or underwear while using their shoes as knee pads
Bryan gave Doug head in the backroom California Style.
by Bigjoe0984 August 30, 2020
mugGet the California Stylemug.

california carbonara

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!
by skwurllll November 10, 2021
mugGet the california carbonaramug.

california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it
I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious
by Weezy1800 February 27, 2018
mugGet the california crispmug.

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