Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018

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frying panda bear

code word for pansexual

wats ur sexuality

im a frying panda bear

by harrypotterinamerica April 20, 2018

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dirty panda bear

A person who is emotionally unstable and rather sleep all day and play games

That girl heather is a dirty panda bear

by Gang gang hoe September 11, 2021

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Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

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Panda Points

Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score

I got panda points on that girl

by Ethel Moonunit June 9, 2009

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