ball beating

The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.

Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.

Beat the birdie

1. Slang for masturbation
2. To hit a birdie really hard in badmintin

by ToEn1 February 1, 2003

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous

by TheRealShark November 27, 2013

One that is white trying to rap. Usually are beatin for this act.

Cracker: Damn fool, you think your beat? Damn fool, you haven't seen my meat.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.

by FranklintheTurtle October 26, 2008

by Nazz January 24, 2006

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb

Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!

by Dr. Foo November 3, 2008

Fastest jerk off ever; beating off so fast, by the time you blink, it's over.

by surf_princss March 4, 2011