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Texas Tuxedo

a full denim ensemble; usually never matching in shades. could be a mixture of different combinations such as the ever popular denim jacket and denim capris for the ladies. Men will usually offend most with the denim button up and five pocket carpenter jeans with the loop for their hammer.
Dark denim jacket? Stone wash jeans? OH...it's just a texas tuxedo.
by FoxyLCG June 15, 2010
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Texas tea

Oil. Crude Oil to be specific. First made popular when there were major oil strikes in Beaumont Texas. Then made popular on the television show The Beverly Hillbillies
We're pumping out 100,000 barrels of that Texas Tea these days.
by Row July 6, 2004
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University of Texas

A large, public university located in the city of Austin.

Commonly referred to as UT.

The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Me: I'm going to Texas A&M.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
by NMarshall July 12, 2016
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texas pipeline

Inserting barbed wire into the vagina, pulling it out, and eating the meat off.
Last night I gave Lisa a nice Texas pipeline
by daniellove September 10, 2013
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Texas Rodeo

You start this by having at least a half-dozen friends hide in the room while having sex with a girl. Then have all of them come out and chant, "Rodeo! Rodeo!" See how long you can stay on.
I had the ride of my life at the Texas Rodeo last nite!
by D_LEFT89 June 7, 2009
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Texas KFC

Is when you lay down on the floor on your back and your lady partner sits on your face and while you're eating her out, you stick your finger in her vagina and lick it clean doing this act several times.
I gave her a Texas KFC!, It was finger lickin good!
by fucinspankme October 13, 2009
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Texas Tickle

When an individual engaged in consensual sex with another unexpectedly penetrates the anus of his partner by means of his smallest finger and penetration is accomplished deeper than the first knuckle of the penetrating appendage.
Young Timmy Mickle
Had got up his dickle
And though he was in for a party

But young Jenny Janus
Grabbed hold of his anus
And held on quite hard to his farty

Young Timmy Mickle
Grabbed hold of his dickle
And ran like a chicken on crack

For young Jenny Janus
Knew that the anus
Would send Timmy running right back...

(the Texas Tickle will get you every time)
by Patoface March 23, 2009
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