Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.
Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004
Get the straight 8mug. to say, or do something 'stupid', or 'riddiculous'
she was straight trippin when she jumped over that invisible log she thought she saw runnin from 2nd to 3rd base
by thejoan September 9, 2003
Get the straight trippinmug. the opposite of a "gay fish" in a South Park episode. Many people use the term to mean awesome, or cool. It is believed to be a slang term among teens in the central Pennsylvania area.
by a straight fisher (: January 1, 2010
Get the straight fishmug. by Blue haired goblin 653 March 8, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. by swordwind January 2, 2009
Get the straight manmug. *Out from a hardcore song
Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.
Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"
A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"
Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.
Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"
A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"
by w12 yall January 8, 2004
Get the straight edgemug. A word used to describe people who would not date a trans man or women strictly because they are not "pure man/woman". People who use this word are typically assholes who think they're funny. Your not funny Caleb, your just transphobic. This word is transphobic because your saying a cis person is more of a man/woman than a trans person.
by Bitch Chicken March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.