Shanfail

The fail that happens when working on a Mazdaspeed and there is a Shan in the area.

Did you see what happened to that sensor? It was full of Shanfail.

by OneBAMFpog September 3, 2012

Staffzone

Noun: Staffzone Verb: Staffzoned. When an attractive member of your staff becomes nothing more than a subordinate that you will never feel any sexual or romantic attraction for. The ultimate likka boss or professional mark. A powerful man or woman's version of friendzone

My sexy sales exec stripped naked in front of me in the office, showing her tattoo above her crack. Much to her shock, I shouted at her. "Gtfo put on your clothes before I fire you!" She is a fine example of being staffzoned.

by Sin-ergy December 22, 2012

sanfilipo

An Awesome teacher's last name.

Ms. Sanfilipo teaches history.

by thepurplemonkeyqueen October 3, 2013

Stainfield

An ugly , fat headed troll who has an incredibly small penis who is gay for certain people . Especially his best friend Charlie the skateboarder.

I want to be Stainfield! , he's too optimistic

by PenisCrasher788 March 25, 2017

Stafulapenpen

An in game word for a male private organ used for jokes to lessen vulgarity.

Don't get angry, be calm since I am going to cut my Stafulapenpen after the raid.

by Leeyon August 31, 2017

Stan

Stan is a word used when saying that you are a fan of something or someone.
For example:

Rodger is a big BTS stan, because he thinks they're amazing.

by btsismyholydaddysistan June 19, 2018

stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.

S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”

by TropSmooth October 30, 2018