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spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
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Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023
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Spring

ill spring you if your not careful mate
by Roadmanmcpatflyn March 8, 2023
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spring break

the trailer to summer, normally is horrible if you spend it at home. The rich kids at my private school go to Hawaii or Cancun and the Middle Class kids stay in the states, usually going to a next door state in the same region
“I’m Stoked for spring break. I’m going to North Carolina
“ That’s fun but I’m bingeing every season of The Outer Banks on Netflix
by harryslefttoenail March 26, 2023
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spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.
I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.
by Captain Dave March 28, 2023
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Spring Laker™

Spring Laker™ is a members-only social club founded in Spring Lake, New Jersey.
I'm a Spring Laker™. Are you a Spring Laker™? How do I become a Spring Laker™?
by springlaker June 4, 2024
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Warner Springs, CA

A rural town nestled in the back country of San Diego. It borders Riverside county line alongside Aguanga-Anza & Temecula being the closest city for shopping necessities & services. There is also a small community of families, farmers/ranchers & an senior citizen mobile home community.

There used to be a somewhat flourishing golf resort with restaurant & convenience mart all closed down (except convenience store) since the pandemic leaving no choices on where to eat unless you drive back to Temecula or towards Julian. A bunch of wineries and a bar exist only open on the weekends and 2-3 restaurants along the road that are limited & saturated by locals best bet is to go back to Temecula for quality food that won’t break your wallet.

The area is predominantly White, with few minorities being Hispanic & Native Americans (surrounded by reservations), among very few others.

That said, it’s far away from civilization and folks are either friendly or not. Honestly needs a lot more diversity, unless you don’t mind the unbidden prejudice, especially by the oldest folks who haven’t a clue on how to be a good human. (Hide using Christianity as scapegoat)
Warner Springs, CA Is considered the back country
by Kacka June 13, 2024
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