shift

To shit whilst fucking. Hence the added "f" to the word "shit".

I was banging Veronica in her ass and when I pulled out she shifted all over me and my mattress. This made me puke and shift myself until the entire room was covered in vomit and shift. So I decided to grab her by the hair and shove her face in the shift that she blew out of her asshole in the first place. What a shift head.

by FlatulatoryRape January 30, 2008

Shifty

1. The most 1337 moderator on the Codename Forums.

2. A person who msot people die after looking at, becasue of his amazing power.

3. The ruler of Codename: Forums

Derived from the English words sexy, smart, powerful and cool

See: smart
See: Canadian
See: powerful
See: god-like
See: sexah

Leik OMFG Shifty is soo damn sexah!!!!!!1
Shifty saw meh, I think I'm gonna die!!!!1

by Speed July 20, 2004

Stick shift

A kiwi dude who walks around to his theme tune of 'dude looks like a lady'

I can hear 'dude looks like a lady'! Oh stick shift is coming

by Blista.sista May 7, 2013

SHIFT

Acronym for the process of copulation that is sideways, hard, in the fae, twice. Normally involves a friends relation

I gave it to Tim's sister SHIFT.

by Phill February 13, 2005

SHIFTY SHIFTY

when you grab your left foot with your rite hand and pull back , with the other leg pointing to the ground , then take the leg pointing to the ground thru the loop made in with your leg and hand (kinda like a russian boneless )



(actually its the same thing as a russian boneless but with a cooler name)


can be done on a trampolineboard or pogo stick(stall).

i pulled of a shifty shifty when i got double bounced and got 1 minute of airtime

by matt parrish September 4, 2004

Shiftys

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

blame shifting reprobate

person that vigorously evades person responsibility for their action.

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do

by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012