Simon

Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.

by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020

Simon

Not yes or no, in the middle, like diagonal.

Wow, this food is pretty Simon

by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simona

Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises

And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy

But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to

Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.

Simona: stop sniffing

Boy 1: oh my god you’re definitely a Simona

by XZAV...HALP MEH March 5, 2020

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Simkus

a high quality ship with a lot of potential from Detroit become human between Markus and Simon

I ship Simkus

by dbhdoggos May 28, 2020