A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.
Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
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Also widely known as the alter ego of Carly Jane Serratore. Normally a quite and reserved woman but when Sally takes over she is transformed into a crazed party animal. This evolution can be noticed when she executes extremely presise and difficult dance moves and becomes the center of the party. CAUTION: your life may be at risk if you choose to ride in the car while "Sally" is driving.
A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.
Also widely known as the alter ego of Carly Jane Serratore. Normally a quite and reserved woman but when Sally takes over she is transformed into a crazed party animal. This evolution can be noticed when she executes extremely presise and difficult dance moves and becomes the center of the party. CAUTION: your life may be at risk if you choose to ride in the car while "Sally" is driving.
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