putting

Let's go putting

Let's go putting on your new chopper

by putting December 3, 2023

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

puttytat

puttytat is the offical irish presidents cat

puttytat is a royal cat

by fionnJjohnson March 19, 2024

Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip

1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.

by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024

putting on the feed bag

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024

Puttsplaining

When a golfer, usually a bad golfer, misses a putt and then explains to everyone in the group that the reason the putt didn't go in was because it didn't break or it went straight when it should have gone right or left. This is despite everyone in the group knowing the puttsplainer is a shitty putter and that he/she had little chance to make this or any other putt attempted.

By the time Greg finished puttsplaining why he missed that six footer that everyone on the planet except him knows breaks six inches to the left, I was ready to get in the cart and go back to the clubhouse.

by McFlyJones June 7, 2024

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024