Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 13, 2007

Purple Herman

Tweaking the nipple region with a thumb and fore finger.

The Gotch gave Mikey a Purple Herman for taking the last piece of pizza.

by Cornelius Gotchberg June 8, 2015

purple cunt

A cunt that is pruple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 4, 2007

Purple pilled

Definition:

1. To be mind controlled, typically by a Mistress.
2. A process in which a subject is hypnotized, brainwashed or drugged into total compliance.
3. A form of female domination often involving a willing form of blackmail, used to fully subjugate a male into enslavement.

Bill was purple pilled by a Dominatrix, and he gave her all his passwords and account numbers. Now she owns him and he does her bidding.

by Mind control researcher March 1, 2021

Purple gang

The best LS gang and hates the green pricks fuck greens

Purple gang is the best!

by confuepanda April 30, 2020

purple syrup

liquid cough medicine ppl use 2 get high

dude u have n e purple syrup

by grillzluva June 14, 2006

purple helmet

the body part that spouts a funny-smelling liquid and sits at the top of a long (from my experience, anyway) rod of pleasure. coincidentally, it also resembles shawn williams's head.

hey look, shawn williams got the purple helmet haircut! let's go stroke his neck to see if he shoots his wad!

by negro June 11, 2003