Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010

Pre-vacation vacation

A week before going on a vacation, when you don't care about your normal everyday doings. Your mind is prematurely in vacation mode. You don't care about work and any usual errands that you have to take care of.

I'm on a pre-vacation vacation. I've been going to work late and haven't been cleaning up around the house I haven't even worked out all week. I'm stuck in fun mode.

by Lu Flu May 27, 2013

pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.

"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"

by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017

Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014

Pre-Fired

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009

pre-pee

That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.

What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?

by Ks1994 June 13, 2012

Pre-nut Syndrome

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.

During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.

by duchebag81 July 24, 2010