lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.

Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.

lollapa-poser by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012

Urban Poser 

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.

Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser

Urban Poser by whateverwhatever12345 February 14, 2013

GT poser 

A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!

Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!

GT poser by 76Dragon September 7, 2016

Hater-poser 

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .

John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.

Hater-poser by Going back out August 23, 2016

Jordan Poser 

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

Jordan Poser by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

skate poser 

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

skate poser by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Band poser 

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

Band poser by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020