Pocket Hater

A hater that you keep on your social media accounts because you know they talk about you constantly and they deserve a place close to you too fume on your success.

Someone close to you that holds your pocket but secretly wants to destroy you.

Secret Hater

Keep your friends close, and your enemy's closer.

Bro, I've let hang on my page for awhile but it's time to let your “Pocket Hater” ass go.

by StillWill420 January 17, 2021

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pocket knock-it

When someone grabs your dick mid-nut and makes you squirt it in their pocket.

Imagine a girl was jerking you off and she's like "cum in my pocket" and you're like "what" but she just holds open the front pocket of her jeans and like aims your dick at it and you bust a fat nut in her pocket. That's a pocket knock-it moment.

by Lord Fabulous the 1st October 27, 2022

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Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021

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Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

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Pocket Awp

Pocket AWP is a revolver that was released in CSGO where it can one tap a fully armored enemy with a body shot. People say this was one of the most broken patches in CSGO history. Valve then nerfed the weapon by adding a delay to the shot after 2 days of its release.

Pocket awp is more stupid than the pocket ak 47.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

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