child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off

"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"

by childpleasejester August 26, 2009

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

Oh please yes daddy

To cum the universe into existence

I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday

by Caesarlover6969 January 5, 2021

Please, Bitch

A phrase when something is considered "gay" or just plain stupid.

Roberts wearing a pink scarf! -please, bitch

Oh my gizzle! -please, bitch

by ktlovesyou December 7, 2010

plesbian

a cross between pleb and lesbian - essentially, she is the lesbian equivalent of a basic bitch.

Omg, did you see batoul faraj skeezing on that girl last night? She's such a plesbian!

by cheryltunt March 3, 2014

Pleasure to be around

A great person to talk to and hang out with.

"Kathy is a pleasure to be around" said everyone

by Everyonesays September 30, 2016

Please Die

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.

Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...

by FuckAllOfYou... April 22, 2017