n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.
Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."
by kym f February 15, 2010
government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
by mrmarmalad February 22, 2020
A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it
The future: please no
The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
by ben_aflek_is_an_ok_actor January 17, 2019
by xXMussolini_69420Xx May 20, 2022
I-army
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS
A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS
A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up
"I-army I purple you"
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)
by Dannie💜 August 04, 2018