A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013
Get the Pear Treemug. The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".
by Sundick March 8, 2018
Get the Tree Meatmug. by ganja g October 28, 2010
Get the Twisting Treesmug. by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006
Get the tree flakesmug. noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.
by paulox May 19, 2014
Get the pussy treemug. A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.
Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!
Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011
Get the Tree Hookermug. A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3
by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016
Get the Tree trimmingmug.