When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.
Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
by Buttslang May 10, 2019
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by Spanking that September 9, 2016
Get the Spanking the noodle mug.When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
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Get the Danger noodle mug.Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
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