Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009

noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.

Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?

by Smelf April 6, 2016

Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.

Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.

by jdw39 July 20, 2010

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

by hayley davison October 1, 2006