lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Fanum Tax

(1, verb) When someone's food is getting taken because someone else has to collect tax
(2, noun) A meme created by streamers Fanum and Kai Cenat

(1)Don't mess around otherwise someone might actually Fanum Tax you!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

Fanum tax

Some big fat guy waiting to prey on your chips.

I cant wait to fanum tax this guy.

by coolio julio4 February 21, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax originated from the famous streamer Fanum, who taxes food from his roommate. Thus, when taxing someones food it is fanum tax. Enjoy.

Fanum tax, give me that food boi.

by coledalecuntmuncher June 24, 2024

soy taxed

When simping or pandering does not go in your favor and punishment is ensued.

She answered all the questions right; she was soy taxed as result of knowing too much

by Emflopper June 10, 2025