Russian tugboat

When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"

I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.

by Spanky Wiffleball June 18, 2016

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Russian's Supper

The erotic act, common in correctional facilities, of molding one's scrotum into a bowl shape and filling it with vodka and boiled potatoes and then forcing another to consume the brew.

'I got that boy in his cell last Tuesday, made him eat my Russian's Supper all up.'

'You got pretty lips, boy, you gonna get Russian Supper'd'

by Paddybongo May 20, 2013

Pink Russian

A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.

I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.

by musikci October 31, 2015

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

Russian Hotdog

The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.

Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."

Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"

by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023