Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 28, 2023
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Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 28, 2023
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naked tig

A secret event hosted by ready ass
Where you weld tig naked
Are you ready for naked tig tonight!
by Ch1ckenl1l January 16, 2025
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naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.
After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.
by Ceige15 January 26, 2018
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naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 05, 2011
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Naked Speed

A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at
“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed
you just did the job with naked speed bro”
by NSB Blax January 21, 2024
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naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile
Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
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