Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016

Moon Lagoon

A shrubby small Eucalyptus that can reach to 12 feet tall with small rounded spade-shaped, gray-green juvenile leaves flushed a pale purple that mature to a leaf that is green with a curved boomerang shape.

Hey Chris, look at this dope moon lagoon I found? Ya think we can smoke it?

by Sqrls July 18, 2018

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch

interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.

by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022

moon pied

Moon pied; meaning getting cummed in the Ass!!.
To excreate demon in the rectum!

Have you heard" Brad moon pied Buffy!

by Moon pied August 16, 2017

Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020