Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.

Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?

by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016

Mini Il

The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.

The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.

by zen velo December 20, 2011

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Mini medic

someone who want to boost their confidence about their medical education but not being able to use word medic or doctor
This phrase can use any person who has knowledge of science and informations about human body from their hs, such as nurse, laboratory assistant, pharmacist etc.

Friend 1: I met Lily from our middle school and she said she is mini medic!
Friend 2: That's kinda swag, ngl.

by 2swagg4every1 November 13, 2021

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

by 343N October 28, 2020

mini grits

A large, hefty man who has an affinity for sandpaper. Also known as Lefty-sandpaper or Vader.

Check out mini grits and all his love of grits.

by Juke Box July 27, 2006