May 29

National be nice to your girlfriend day!

May 29th -BE NICE TO YOUR GF EVERYDAY, BUT BE EXTRA NICE TODAY!!!

“i love u loser”

“your smile is so beautiful”

“i like your outfit today”

by Real1SinceDay1 May 29, 2021

May 10

National send nudes day

may 10 today is the day were you get to send and receive some free nudes from anyone, ur crush, bf/gf, anyone

by All the dayzzzz May 9, 2022

May 30th

National get your cheeks clapped day

Girl 1: Hey it’s May 30th
Girl 2: Oh shit, time to get my back blown out tonight

by b00dycheeks69420 May 29, 2021

Motorboat May

A challenge simular to the legendary "no nut november" and "destroy dick December", you must rub your face on a womans breast for 31 days in a row

During motorboat may, i use strippers

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 November 12, 2018

May 15th

The Day of Rejection.

That moment when you thought you were good enough for that girl, but you weren't.

Person 1: Is this good enough?

Person 2: I bet you though you were good enough for that girl on May 15th, apparently not.

by RejectedOnMay15th October 1, 2022

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

allie may

She's a brunette who lives in Alaska. She is the funniest most sarcastic bitch I've ever met. She's probably the only friend I know will always be on my side at the end of the day. She will always put you first before herself. She will repeat everything you say in a sexy voice to make it sound dirty as a joke. She will eat and bleed Tacobell and Redbull. She has the worlds most perfect hourglass figure. Her laugh is really loud so be careful cracking a joke in public. She's taller than your average girl but will beat the shit outta you regaurdless. She's got the worlds most beautiful smile and the universes prettiest pair of hazel eyes.

Kyle: Allies got a big ass
Allie May: I can hear you, & i know.

by Buddyboybuddyboy January 16, 2015