a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone
by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024
A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
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by Neutral0id December 07, 2021
The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours
by Midddlefinger July 31, 2022
Mario is the soul of the group, a sincere and shy person, he knows who his friends are and he will never leave them alone.
Mario is fantastic.
by klk mamawebo November 23, 2021
A fucking retard who doesn't know how to do anything! Also may be defined as an Italian plumber in a popular video game! He is a is a horrible, selfish arrogant, annoying person who doesn't know when to shut up. Often has brown eyes/ hair and smells like pizza!
by SoSo the flower pot November 10, 2019