Machang

Porn...... Machang means porn

Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins

by y'all already know January 1, 2019

Macen

Very sexy and always down to smoke up

Oh look at that sexy beast! He must be a Macen

by 4201cunt February 23, 2019

Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.

Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

giggle machine

someone who makes you laugh really hard, all the time.
also known as a giggle factory.

Geez, yer a total giggle machine.

by meganMACHINE July 25, 2008

Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'

by Hamie J March 30, 2009

Pop Machine

A Pop Machine is a male or female singer, songwriter, or band that turns out massive amounts of music to which they become very famous and rich.

*Can be used in a derogatory manner (too many annoying songs on the radio) or in an applauding manner (keeps on churning out endless musical creativity), it depends on how you view the artist.

Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, the Beatles, Jay-Z, Queen, the Black Eyed Peas, U2, Garth Brooks, Metalica, Sheryl Crow, the Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, Celine Dion, ABBA, KISS, Van Halen, Madonna, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, and countless others are all major Pop Machines.

by Yikker Yakker March 13, 2010

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011