kittenstomp

1. To thoroughly trounce someone in a game; similar to pwn, pwned, or its variants. Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, etc, in a similar way.

2. To literally stomp a kitten, usually to death, usually in the context of sadomasochistic fetishes. Similar in spirit to seal clubbing.

*A gets B in the back with an energy sword*
A: damn dude, I just kittenstomped you so hard.

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A: Oh my god, what are you watching?
B: This woman kittenstomping that cat.
A: ...dude, what are /you/ doing?
B: ...what? Oh, nothing...

by mafaraxas May 3, 2010

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

kittener

A baby cat, also known as a kitten, that is very cute or that you know personally, usually doing something adorable.

Awww.... look at that kittener!

by fork bomb November 22, 2010

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

kittenhead

someone with irresistibly soft and fluffy hair. Their leader is a white male in his mid 40s, but he looks much younger.

human 1: I think I saw a kittenhead walking around pacific heights yesterday.

human 2: no way!

human 1: oh yahweh, it's amazing!

by kittiesrus January 18, 2012

kitterz

A.K.A. "Keeterz"- A cute little kitty.

Awwwww my little kitterz!

by CaptainDuckies November 29, 2013

kitten tickler

Clit Tickler

Nice kitten Tickler where did you get it? #Spencer's ;)

by Rise Moon Rose94 January 16, 2015