Tyler Kelly

Tyler Kelly is my king

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!

by Tk lover December 6, 2024

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

by biebercakes August 23, 2011

Kelly beach

A slang term for a member of the transgener community as referenced in Vampire Diaries By Bonnie Bennet. A very niche term but with deep history. Can be used disparagingly and as a way to be transphobic but it's always up for interpretation!

Look at the shower curtain on 'Kelly beach' she looks a hot- can you still say *tranny* mess?

by Niche Teacher April 6, 2025

Kelly

The only true love I've met in my life.You may never know how much I love and what you mean to me but I'll always wait for u...

Kelly I fkin love you...

by ItzMikeyyy January 14, 2020

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

Kelly

Most likely ending up with a guy from Arkansas. More probable if his name is Triston

Kelly should be with Triston

by Latman March 28, 2024

Anna Kelly

the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.

random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022