Jonah

He is a great guy who is not the best at English but great in math. He is currently dating at the moment. He has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He is addicted to dragon ball z and hentai. He may sound awful but he is a sweet person with a great personality.

Did you see how Jonah was going super sauayn in the road!!!

by Gus herbson January 12, 2019

Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.

ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8

by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019

Jonathan

An incredibly short nigga who cant see over the counter at mcdonalds

That nigga as short as jonathan

by My nigga Satitty January 22, 2019

jonas brothers

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)

That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.

by Anti-Jonas September 28, 2007

Jonas Brothers

The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.

The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.

The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.

The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.

by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008

Jonas Gear

1.Clothing or Accessories pertaning to one or all of the members of the Jonas Brothers.
2.Something you would wear to a jonas event.

Person 1: What Jonas Gear do you have?

Person 2: Oh you know a Kevin Scarf Joe sunglasses Nick shoes concert teeshirt Jonas Hat Jonas Earing. The usual.

OR

Person 1: Let me throw on my Jonas Gear real quick and then we can go to the concert.

by MandapandaXJonaslove October 16, 2008

kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D

person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.

by <3Hannah<3 January 2, 2009