Phantom Moment

Saying for when in the videogame Valorant, while using the weapon "Phantom", you hit in the head an enemy from farther than 15 meters dealing 140 damage and then fail to kill said enemy.

Teammate 1: "That's so unfair!"
Teammate 2: "What happened?"
Teammate 1: "I had the perfect angle, I hit that Jett in the head but she dashed away and survived."
Teammate 2: "Phantom moment LMAO."

by Asim Atterlot February 5, 2022

a palanqui moment

When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.

You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Jerry Moment

When unexpected and unexplained drama happens and/or
All hell broke loose.

Reference to the Jerry Springer show.

"I couldn't answer my phone because I was in the middle of a Jerry moment"

by backwardview March 31, 2009

Ahmod moment

When you confuse someone so hard, they question their existence.

Your friend: Hi
You: we are related to apple trees.
Your friend: not this again.....
You: Ahmod moment

by BigM4122 March 4, 2022

Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!

Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

Synnøve moment

Not understanding or completely misreading something extremely obvious.

Hey, see that blue thing?
Yes, that big red thing over there?
Synnøve moment.

by Fanasoss May 12, 2021

susan moment

a slow moment who could have all the time if u are susan...

girl i had a susan moment and forgot what a noun was😬😬😒

by bccoolkat March 5, 2019