chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

Chair emoji in slang

The chair emoji (🪑) in slang is most commonly used by Femboys.

Synonyms are
Skull emojis (💀)

🪑

Jake: 🪑 (i want to suck cock) Chair emoji in slang
Paul: dude wtf bro we're no longer friends
Jake: 🪑

by gdcolo7 November 19, 2023

Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016

The Man Chair

When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...

Look the couple is busting out the man chair.

by Jokie... November 15, 2010