by Ndddda November 11, 2017
Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 02, 2017
by Daddario March 13, 2018
Person A: I swear to God on my life. Let my mama burn in hell, that I will be there.
Person B: "RICE ON MAMA", NIGGA?
Person B: "RICE ON MAMA", NIGGA?
by GoEz March 12, 2019
Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.
This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.
This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.
Example 1
Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH
Example 2
Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.
Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH
Example 2
Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.
by Jergen banker July 21, 2009
by tiara brothers January 04, 2006
Any POS Japanese import. Built to go straight to the crusher; do not pass go; do not collect $200.00; unless someone added NOS; then keep the bottle; fill bottle, knock neck off of bottle; watch bottle go faster than rice-burner ever will/did.
by Dodge Boy November 28, 2003