University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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by Conagher March 13, 2020
Inverness, the home of azguard gilligup. This place reeks of dogs named banks and dirty ass f150s. everybody got a whip antenna and a dirty painted ass truck. bushnell dudes got candy paint
Person 1: Do you live in inverness?
Person 2: Yeah i live by azguard gilligup
person 1: he stinks
Inverness florida
Person 2: Yeah i live by azguard gilligup
person 1: he stinks
Inverness florida
by logan andrei January 12, 2025
A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.
Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.
by 22reed December 11, 2020