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Country Crock Biscuit

When a woman cums many times added with male sperm, drips into the asscrack and you get up to use the restroom the woman feels the butter between her cheeks. Country Crock Biscuit
Omg Becky, my boyfriend filled me up last night! It all dripped out and made my booty feel like it was full of butter. He gave me that Country Crock Biscuit!
by dsldrummer1 August 24, 2021
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country-ish spectrum

a scale of 1 –10 that is used to define how ‘country’ or rural an object, person, or thing is. 10 being the most country.
Being apart of the FFA is a 10 on the country-ish spectrum
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.
"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."
by Fried Cable March 15, 2015
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Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on
Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019
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Country Fried Slut

Noun; A surprisingly hot young girl suffering from Nymphomania who was raised, and still resides on the outskirts of a small southern town, who speaks with a long southern draw and is a slut because there is nothing to do in her town but drink beer and have sex in her trailer.
''Hey Johnny lets take out your pappy's 4 wheeler and cruise for some country fried sluts! Wooo!''
by Dr. Bubblebutt June 11, 2009
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Pembroke Cross Country

A Cross Country team of amazing awesomeness that are the 2007 and 2008 section 5 class C champions. Also along with all the amazing races ran by this team they have even more crazy, wild, fun adventures.
"Hey did you hear the Pembroke Cross Country team brought rock bank to play in their hotel room at states?"

"Yeah man those guys run like crazy and are awesome!"
by greeceodyssey September 5, 2009
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Low Country Boil

When one's ballsack dips into the toilet water during defecation; typically an accident, though other cases have been observed.
This morning I was taking a shit and surprised myself with a Low Country Boil! My balls are STILL shriveled up!
by GingerKill October 20, 2008
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