Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.
Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!
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Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 06, 2010
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Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example, a chocolate on an ambulance for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance. The treats are usually left on the windscreen or door
Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake.
by Emmac24 November 16, 2020
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Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.
I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!
by TheFiend138 January 01, 2016
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hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.
“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”
by Squirrelnuts420 August 13, 2021
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sneak a hit

verb: to take a hit from a cashed bowl with the hope that there is enough weed and/or resin in there for it to be worth it.
I don't care if the bowl is cashed i'm gonna try to sneak a hit anyway...shit, it was definitely cashed.
by Leroyjenkins May 04, 2007
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gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.
I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.
by Experienced Smoker April 11, 2007
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