No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 08, 2020
by Sweenerz March 21, 2016
guy 1: "hey bro, you checkin out my girl!?"
guy 2: dafuq!?
girlfriend: pulls guy 1 by the arm away "jesus guy 1 you can stop pullin a heavy now..."
guy 2: dafuq!?
girlfriend: pulls guy 1 by the arm away "jesus guy 1 you can stop pullin a heavy now..."
by CharlesXavior October 22, 2016
A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023
A basketball team that lives with 2 laws. Availability and Accountability. The team led by Uncle Heavy, is said to be the best and most disciplined team in the world. They are simply the best.
by Uncle Heavy February 11, 2021
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by mendy the nonce September 19, 2021