Dead goat

When your party's not lit.

Man, this party's dead goat

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life January 19, 2017

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016