Get a blog

How to admonish someone on a message board who posts the same thing over and over, endlessly usually in an attempt to control the flow of chat. A polite yet firm way of letting someone know he's a bore.

He: Joe starts the same thread every day, ranting and raving about the same tired shit.

She: Sheesh, Joe, get a blog.

by DaBunn June 21, 2008

getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

to get peloused

To be interested with a girl only to realize afterwards that she is a lesbian.

-"his crush was a lesbien afterall"
-"Oh no ! he just got peloused!!"
( to get peloused)

by lawn27 June 15, 2021

getting slished

To get drunk, to get wasted.

Caesar and I love getting slished together.

by Rameses Montague August 21, 2009

getting churned

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked

I love getting churned by my husband

by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016

Get round it

To engage in a task or activity with great anticipation and vigour.

Dave: How you feeling about your race mate?

John: Dunno, just gotta get round it you know?

Mum: What do you fancy for dinner tonight?

You: I could get round some Chilli Con Carne.

Back street Man 1: Bruv, did you just see that girl?

Back street Man 2: Ah mate, I'd get the fuck round her.

by getroundit_son July 4, 2019

getting a growie

An Australian phrase referring to an erection

James was heading off to Australia causing John to think he wouldn’t be getting a growie for a long time

by Jacksimon98 May 28, 2021