Real Temptation

The irresistible urge to consume Munchee ChocShock

Have you tried Munchee ChocShock? It is THE definition of a Real Temptation.

by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023

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Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

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Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.

The Real Paprika is watching us kids!

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

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Real friend

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

by Love your friends October 8, 2019

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the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

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Trid (REAL)

A very nice boy. He has the best sense of humor, he robbed a bank last thurday. This quite defines his well rounded character. And the same goes for Aby. It seems they may be the same person, but we may never know for sure yet. Anyways, so basically, i was eating my grilled cheese at 2pm in the afternoon and i started to choke. i then got releif from a friend who was there and stopped choking, ik this is starting to sound a bit weird but i needed to say it, grilled cheese is better than a sandwhich on certain occassions.

Trid (REAL) is a pimp
i love that guy, trid is such a pimp

by mrmeateh March 17, 2022

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