Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021

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Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

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Welfare Dinner

When there is nothing in the house to eat so you have to eat scraps/the bare minimum for dinner

My parents havent been home for 3 days. I had to eat alot of welfare dinner's

by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022

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cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

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