Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016

farm it out

to send work to someone to be done away from one's normal place of business; to subcontract work.

You need to investigate her. Don't farm it out.

by Planetecc December 5, 2016

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

spawn farming

Spawn Farming. In The game Call Of duty, if you stay in the perfect zone, a certain distance from the enemy teams spawn point. Then you shoot them as they re-spawn.
Also a very dirty underdog dipshit retard fuck your grandma kind of thing to do, unless its yourself that's doing it, then its the best thing since your last wank.

1. MAN! HOW IS THAT DOWN SYNDROME FUCKER KILLING ME SO SOON AFTER I RE-SPAWN????? They must be spawn farming

2. Check it out dude, im spawn farming on these downy fuckers. AWSOME! :)

by SpikkaSpeggg March 16, 2016

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016

Raisin Farm

Old folks home / nursing home

Grandpa forgot his pants again. Probably time to ship him off to the raisin farm.

by Randall Stephens April 4, 2016

car farm

The term Car Farm describes a usually rural, usually poor, dilapidated property with 5 or more automobiles in various states of disrepair surrounded by tall grass and weeds. Often these cars will be utilized for storage of both car parts and non car-related items.

We occasionally lived on that side of town until my departure for college coupled and rising rents convinced my parents to pursue their dream of owning a car farm out in the sticks.

by Focus503 April 6, 2016