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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”
by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019
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Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025
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Horror Fap

Fapping after or while watching a horror movie.
Me: Bro are you seriously fapping right now?
Friend: Nah man, I'm only horror fapping
by Maurex January 3, 2019
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FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland
FAP UTH
by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018
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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
by ZepherFish March 8, 2024
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