the flaming horatio

the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell

" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"

by klamdon October 20, 2003

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

flaming moe

A brazilian stoner rock band influenced mostly by Nebula, Fu Manchu, Atomic Bitchwax and Hellacopters.
The band have the same name of the famous drink created by Homer Simpson.

"Flaming Moe is recording a new album this summer."

by Peruche March 16, 2005

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.

"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"

by Coady March 12, 2007

Flaming Asshole

One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.

4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.

by ph2music September 19, 2010

Fuming

I'M FUCKING FUMING. MEGA MEGA FUCKING FUMING.

I'm mega fuming

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011