Emotional support dinosaur 

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

Emotional support dinosaur by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021

Emotionaless 

Not giving a fuck about shit!!!

That’s why I’m emotionaless when it comes to fucking with you!

Emotionaless by Star0109 October 19, 2021

Emotionally repressed 

Someone that has no moods, just a positive stupor all the time.

The bubbly girl was always optimistic and positive because she had no other moods like relatable humans do (no negative thoughts would compute), she was an emotionally repressed machine keeping everyone and everything on lockdown all the time.

Emotionally repressed by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

emotional pompeii

It is when someone is so overwhelmed with emotion, it resembles the crisis of the Italian volcanic eruption in 79 AD

In the story of Antigone, Creon was having an emotional pompeii when he realized he was a shitty king.

emotional pompeii by ayoshep_4 November 20, 2021

emotional support poor 

A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans

“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”

“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”

emotional support poor by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 

when your straight freind says you cant suck his cock

person one: hey can i suck you off
person two: NO
asian person 3: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022

Emotionfesl 

Feeling emotional and emotionless. Feeling them both.

Person: hi, I'm feeling emotionfesl
Person2: oh why?
Person: . . .

Emotionfesl by Irgendwas. April 2, 2022