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He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing
Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night
by Smg May 8, 2018
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Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"
by ShartyPants July 3, 2015
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rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."
by 469 Productions June 3, 2016
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Reverse Elephant

When someone puts water up their ass and shoots it into their partner's mouth for sexual pleasure.
My girl did a reverse elephant on me last night. I can still taste it!
by reverseelephant October 15, 2017
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Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.
Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.
by OG Dog March 1, 2018
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elephant

Are you an elephant? You crush me to pieces!
by doggo_live February 26, 2024
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white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!
I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!
by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016
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