Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

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Eagle 5

A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".

Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.

Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?

Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.

May the 450 farse be with you!

by Goatmangold September 02, 2022

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Red Eagle

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.

1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder

by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

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Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

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Soaring Eagles

Soaring Eagles are a form of pills used by young adults. Typically they are found in more highly developed urban areas where the children have access to money, in order to pay the high prices for this "street drug". They are commonly mistaken for MDMA, as they make you feel like you are flying. They only difference is those who use Soaring Eagles are said to become highly patriotic and associate themselves with bald eagles, George Washington, or JFK. They will prance around reciting the constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Stop and smell the roses. Watch for Soaring Eagles.

by Dr. Chim Ritchalds October 19, 2020

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