douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.

Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.

by A-ronYo September 17, 2021

Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.

Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.

by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025