My ding dong

A very large object

Look at my ding dong.

by Gez man wayyy boz July 2, 2019

jaja ding dong

the best song in the universe

GET BACK IN THERE AND PLAY JAJA DING DONG

by KuhmGuzzler69 October 22, 2020

Long Dong Silver

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.

So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Rubber dong

A soft gay persons dick that is non intimidating since it’s a gay persons

Bro I was watching this show and these two gay guys just whipped out they’re rubber dongs and I realized I was actually on a porn channel

by soft non-intimidating dick May 7, 2018

dong juice

Ejaculate which does not contain mature sperm.

My 13 year old son couldn't have gotten her pregnant! He was just shootin dong juice!

by scbdd9015 December 23, 2013

dong nada

having a very small penis. almost non-existant.

We were getting hot and heavy, but when I reached down between his legs it was dong nada, so I faked diarreah and left.

by Lynda Loo December 9, 2007

Suck the Dong Bong

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009