dildo

a slang term for fake wanker

some peeps have to use a dildo

by shmike June 23, 2003

dildo

1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?

1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.

by *The-Big-Ree* December 28, 2005

Mexican dildo

Another term for a frozen turd.

I sliped on a mexican dildo.

by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010

electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

dildohead

one whom has a dildo situated on his/her forehead

mate you are the massivest dildohead

by Andrea Fiorentino December 28, 2005

Dildo show

A show of sexual mature done with a dildo.

Matt:Let's hire a stripper to do a dildo show!

by 4smoothness August 18, 2011

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009